2 days ago

spookythunder:

I embarrass myself infront of myself

(Source: lntothefire)

2 days ago
koalugh:

When your stomach is making noises in class because you’re hungry

dajo42:

"this tastes like shit" "haha how do you know what that ta-"

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ihills:

me as a parent:

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2 days ago

lubricates:

When theres a fly in your room and you’re trying to kill it then it hides for an hour then you finally find it

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speedlimit15:

*pronounces “hors d’oeuvres” as “horse divorce”*

2 days ago

legalmexican:

Kris Jenner is the real life version of Regina George’s mom

2 days ago
spaece:

more here

dietcrush:

my friend’s dog was sick and couldn’t get up so they were gonna put him down and as his final supper they got him a big mac and when the dog smelled it he shot up and ate it in one bite and lived for three more years

2 days ago

asian:

If you think about it potatoes don’t really get all that much credit

they’re fucking awesome

this one thing here

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can be made into:

different variations of fries

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regular,

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curly,

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waffle.

It can be made into chips

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or ruffly 

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you can make hashbrowns with it

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even a salad

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add some fuckin cheese to those potatoes

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you can have it sliced and diced

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or baked

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you can make tater tots

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hell you can even eat the skin

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or just have little potato nuggets

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thank u potatoes

potato appreciation post

(Source: stoner-dad)

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